pew pew Darkstalker: What? What is going on out there? ding Anemone! Who is this wizard you’re fighting with? Anemone: Who….? What…? The yellow dragon who is here…? Jerboa II: I have NOTHING to do with whatever this is…. Bye, idiots Uhh….nobody’s up there…. Darkstalker: Don’t play stupid!>:( The one you were fighting with! Are you blind? He’s right… Turtle: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON’T TELL HIM!! :0 AGH! You know what, HERE! Mystery dragon! This is your most valued friend! Reveal yourself, or I will turn her into a grapefruit! Kinkajou: Hi, Turtle! Darkstalker: What? Why is it this one? Do you have no taste? You could have chosen Winter or Moonwatcher or SOMETHING! GRRR!!! Kinkajou is top-tier! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! …The heck is this? Turtle: Just…take the stick, and run! …Who are you telling to run? Turtle: Uhhhhh… I was… talking toooo… Kinkajou… clearly. Oh?? Well, she CAN’T! So we’re friends now? Best friends? Do you want to talk about it? NOOO!!!! [Kinkajou noises] [rapid] Magic exists! I can make you my friend, I can make you anything I want! You wanna test me? wanna see my limits, how far I can go? You have no idea, man, no clue! Your mind is like a peanut to my Death Star of creative punishment! The world is an endless fountain of ideas on how to ruin people’s lives! And with the addition of the supernatural that just expands! Your refusal of my offer of friendship will not only be harshly punished but also forever re- -membered after you are nothing but somebody’s fancy invincible alligator handbag!