A car coming at me sideways. All right, we’re gonna do, um, cleaner. Why are the graphics… … ass. Oh, my God. It begins. This reminds me of, like a stereoscopic 3D… …like, movie or TV show or video, without the 3D glasses. Uh, okay. That’s normal. I remember that! When I used to, uh, drive a tow truck. Yeah, you name it, man. I’ve, I’ve been there. I mean, cars definitely look like that from the bottom. I remember, when I used to be an auto mechanic. What’s that car – what’s – what’s going on here? What, the fuck… Amazing. This game is fifteen dollars. What the fuck!? Oh, this is nice. Progress. Pro – (laughter) Progress! Put the hydraulics all the way down, okay good. Could it – could it, like, not be this slow? I’m actually lifting… …the tow truck, by pushing down on this car forcibly. Yep. And that is how you tow cars, my friends. The fabric of nature is dissolving. Like a robot! This city is a nightmare to navigate. Vibrating cars all in the distance. Like, everyone’s parked like an asshole. Okay. Okay! Okay, car! Amazing. Absolutely stunning. (Vinny slapping the keyboard) All right, that worked. Look how fast it’s going! Look how fast that crane’s going! What!? The fact that the crane goes so fast, when it’s just initializing, and then you get control of it and it goes… Fuckin… Turtle mode. I’m stuck. Okay. Okay. Crane’s doing something on it’s own again. I – I – I got it hooked! I got the front of the car hooked! Yes! Yes! That was, um, Fuck My Life Simulator 2015. Next up… Agricultural simulator… … historical farming. Am I a person? Okay. We’re off to a great start. This is truly a sight to behold. Shuffle pig. And thus shuffle pig was born. (laughter) This is the face of a man who likes to ram his pigs. While I say that, chicken starts twerking. Where has the pig go- (Vinny dies) Yep. Yep! Historical agriculture farming simulator. Oh now, boy. Oh now, oh now boy! Oh. Oh now, boy? Back when I worked, in the coal mine.. All that soot got onto my lungs. So I mean, obviously there’s a game in here somewhere. I’m not gonna attempt to find it. Woah. Yep. Nice teeth! Nice teeth! I’ve entered the 18th fucking dimension. Welcome to, to Historical Agriculture Farming Sim. The ministry of silly tractors. But I can tell you, back when I was a farmer… This is the most accurate farming game I’ve found yet. Woah, you can get some serious air off the pigs. Whooo! Why am I able to jump off of pigs? Why am I able to do this!? So high! I can go so high! This pleases my character. This pleases him greatly! He’s in the wall – he’s merged. The pig has merged. You know what this says to me? “Farming.” Why am allowed to walk through cows? I don’t understand this game. Making them sharp turns, huh, deer? Uh.. Is this people? Is thi – (Vinny dies again) Is this people? I’m just gonna wreck it. Just throw onions and, okay. Now I can ride a horse. My dream of riding a horse has been fulfilled! (Vinny’s lungs collapse.) This is what video games were made for, my friends.