Ty chevo debil blyat?! Welcome everyone to cyka blyat simulator! Our new company she’s only focused on Breeki delivery. For every other request I suggest you pashol nahui poshalusta. Our company logo is a big flame so everybody knows to keep distance. Not going to lie – shit might blow up. Where the fuck is Boris? There we go.. Because this game.. ..the legendary Cyka Blyat Simulator.. ..is born in Czech Republic.. ..then we will start our buisness in Prague. Experience your dream job- driving a truck! Shit, this game. She knows me so well. The first job: The flour delivery. Is no problem. Breeki deliveries will bring all the flowers to all the people in need. Cyka blyat, is not right way. Opa, now we’re moving. This is Breeki delivery made on voyages.. Tõ tchivo debil blyat?! For what we drive in silence, this is funeral or what? Where the fuck is radio.. What kind of fucked up radio is this.. Opa! Done! This shitbox is the headquarters for Breeki delivery. Not worry, in 5 years will be even more shit. Friends, remember. No. 1 rule in this game: Always take most expensive delivery. Take expensive cargo, get there fast – no problem! You see, even people getting out of way. Shit, cyka blyat! You see, comrade.. When is hurry of to get to place.. Do not be afraid of to use opposite lane. Shit. I mean.. blin! I mean cyka blyat! As my mother she always say.. Boris, soup ready! No, no, no, not that one. Or maybe was: “Boris, don’t drink so much, you need to pay attention”.. Nooo.. Since the Cyka Blyat Simulator does not have any toilets.. Okay, fence destructibility 0 points. Shit, I was hoping for more. No mayonnaise, no shashlik.. Fences not destructible, no toilets at all… Get the fuck out of way kosiol blyat. Blin, how do you shoot in this game? Aah, now I understand now! This is not truck simulator, this is road rage simulator. All the big cars.. no police driving around.. Actually, developers, you have done very good job. Boris approves. So, thank you, friends, for watching! I’ll see you next time and keep it Cheeki Breeki!