First of all,
being in a band, we stay in hotels
’cause we tour around, we stay in some
quite fancy hotels now. Oh, yes. We’ve stayed
in some Premiere Inns. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
-Yeah absolutely. And– We’ve stayed in some of the very
Best Westerns out there. And I got to my room,
and there was a… a complimentary muffin
sitting on the table. Okay, this is where the–
This is where the fun– You guys obviously don’t stay
in these fancy hotels ’cause… -Yeah.
-…this is very unusual. Some of you are a few steps
ahead, you’re like, “Okay, this is where
the fun’s beginning.” -Yeah.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) -Yep.
-So, I thought, “Okay.” I thought, “If I’ve got
a complimentary muffin, I bet old Mad Dog’s got
a complimentary muffin.” (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES) That’s my nickname.
I’ll tell you about that later. But tell them the joke
about the complimentary muffin. Okay, yeah, sure. Okay,
so, the complimentary muffin. Now,
it’s not a muffin that says, “Oh, hello Bret,
you look good today.” It’s a complimentary muffin.
It’s like… -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
-Yeah. Imagine that though,
imagine that. -It’s just ridiculous, like–
-Oh, God. It’s such a fun– A very flattering pastry.
Little blueberry eyes. -Oh, God.
-I know. -“You are absolutely adorable.”
-Just look at it and you go– -It’s just like–
-I’ll eat that. You just look at him and you go, “Boy, you–
you’ve got a nice personality.” -(LAUGHTER)
-Little muffin. That’s just a little digression
we add into it. Yeah, we just like to spice up
the story with a bit of humor. Yeah.